Q: Slow Poke. How’d you get that nickname?
A: I used to be fast so the name was meant as a joke. Now that I am old and fat I guess the joke is on me.
Q: What bat do you use?
A: I don’t care for bats, they are like flying rats.
Q: What positions do you play?
A: I prefer to play standing up, but will play sitting if the situation allows.
Q: What’s your favorite moment from last season?
A: I greatly enjoyed the philosophical and intellectual debates with Brass Hands.
Q: What are you looking forward to most this season?
A: Winning the Sulphur Dell Cup, of course.